BUT WHY LET THE FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD VERDICT?: Or,
you don't have to have a tinfoil hat to doubt Hutton's comfy verdict of suicide in the Kelly case. Hutton isn't a coroner; he has no background in media law. What was he doing heading up the one-man judge and jury show?
THE SUN SPEAKS ONLY TRUTH: "Red-faced" women are to be forced to hand in 'worn out' sex toys under an EU law.
We'd have assumed this was total bollocks, but the Sun would never publish an exaggeration, would they?
NOW, THAT IS SATIRE: A Norwegian politician has
nominated Bush and Blair for the Nobel Peace Prize. Seriously.