HONKING TWIT LOSES ONE OF HIS PLATFORMS: As part of Dawn Airey's campaign to try and rid Sky News of the taint of being the Sun of the airwaves,
idiot loudmouth Richard Littlejohn's evening show is to be axed. Littlejohn, whose catchphrase "you couldn't make it up" is usually taken as a challenge by his Sun colleagues, is said to be proud of what the show achieved (presumably that's making Kilroy seem like a measured and sensible commentator) and pledges to concentrate on his "day job" of producing two columns for the Sun every week. Since Littlejohn hasn't actually had an original thought since sometime around Live Aid, we can only conclude that he's the world's slowest typist if it keeps him fully occupied five days a week churning out his stuff.