MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE REAL WORLD: The
BBC asks what should be done about all the kids with crabs and herpes and, you know, waterworks problems. Amongst the responses:
The abstinence message should be promoted among all those in secondary school and university. Abstinence is the only 100% effective solution against sexually transmitted infections.
Ray Flores, New York, USA
Nice one, Ray! Tell twenty-one year olds out of their heads on Babycham and Brandy cocktails to keep it in their pants. Let's pump money into that programme right away... no, actually, let's put
all the health budget into promoting abstinence. We can then divert all the money being spent on transport into encouraging people to buy teleportation machines...